It was rather a peaceful normal day. Noise in the city and peace in the outskirts. Nothing in the world could ever be peaceful as that moment. But in a container yard lies all kinds of large containers. But in one of those containers, there was a mysterious man being chained up. He was yelling for help but couldn't hear as the wall of the container is so thick and sound waves tend to reflect back into the container. Someone opened the door of the container. The man felt terrified as light shone into the container. He kept on shouting "Who the heck am I?" The guy that opened the door just stared at him and threw a wallet towards that chained-up man and leave with the door wide open. The man then took the wallet, opened it and saw an ID card along with a few thousand bucks.
In the ID, it stated:-
Alex Wong
Age : Unknown
Sex : Unknown (Preferable to be Male)
Alex went to the building as indicated on the name card. He entered with a flip-flop, short green trousers and a Hawaii t-shirt, walking around black suit businessmen and sexy hot businesswomen. He walked to the security guard, who was kind of busy talking on the phone and said, "Er. I want to meet this guy named Alex Wong." The security guard looked up and got a shock of his life. He then slammed the phone and apologies for using the company's telephone service to call his beloved overseas. Alex got scared for a moment, wondering what's going on. The security guard then lead him to his office at the 13th floor of the company. The room was rather gloomy, dark and kind of empty at first sight.
The security guard then slided his card beside the door, activating all the windows and electronics devices. It then looked as though he was the richest man on Earth. Before the security guard left, he then mentioned, "Mr Wong, you have a package. It's just beside your PS3 near your 32-inch Sony Plasma TV."
Alex then went to grab the package. In it was a Sony Playstation Portable with a white earphone and a note saying, "Play Heroes Lore 2 now." He took the PSP, switch it on and went to play to Heroes Lore 2. As he was playing a hero by the name of Ronin, he found a hidden message within it. He used Ronin to go to the weapon shop and talk to the guy next to the keeper. The guy advised to put on the earphones at that moment and talk to the barkeeper at the south. Alex followed the message and did so. Then, the PSP screen went black and suddenly JAVA applet was then activated. It was written at that screen, Mission Improbable Team. Then a voice appeared. "Mr Alex Wong, do you have to accept this mission?"
Alex was at first surprised and shouted back, "Who the heck are you? And I'm not Alex Wong for the thousand times. And I ain't accepting it."
Voice : Who cares. You have no authority over in this mission and forced to participate in this mission, Mr Alex Wong.
Alex : What the .....
Voice : Your mission is to get intelligence on the President of Vastdick Enterprise. It's to be said that the President has been up to no good. No pictures of him were taken up to date.
Alex : So...
Voice : Yes, you have to get this guy's identity and history background. However, be warned of the danger you shall pass through just to meet him.
Alex : How hard can that be?
Voice : You will found out sooner. Anyway, under your Plasma TV, contains a paper bag, containing a BB gun, fully loaded with 250 bullets and a Tranquilizer gun with only 1 dart. Be cautious and wary at all cost.
Alex : No more other suggestions?
Voice : Er, just this. You're GAY.
Alex : WHAT THE ...
Written on the screen, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
Alex panicked, don't know what to do with it. He then tossed it in his aquarium, and BOOM! The aquarium exploded, spilling almost a gallon of water all over the white carpet alongside with the rare exotic fishes that was almost worth US$ 100,000. Alex was furious and shouted, "WHY?! WHY?! WHY THE PSP?!!!"
After all of that, he then took the package with the weapons. As he tried to put the BB gun in his pants, the BB gun shot his pimple below. He then felt immediate pain and shouted. As he was recovering, he then searched for the Vastdick Enterprise through the Internet in a local Asia Cafe CyberCafe. It was located somewhere in Europe. So, he booked a flight to United Kingdom.
On the plane to UK, he met a nice Japanese guy, named Hong Yi. He then asked Hong Yi of his purpose to go UK. Hong Yi then replied, "Hush. Don't tell anyone this." Alex closely open his ears wide. Hong Yi said, "I was sent to save a cheerleader in UK. The prophecy has told me, 'Save the cheerleader. Save the world.' So I must be the hero to save the cheerleader in order to save the world." Alex was about to burst to laughter. 'He? Hero? HAHA' he thought. "You think I can't? I show you what I am capable of," said Hong Yi. He then blinked his eyes hard and poof!
Alex felt as though nothing had happen but as fact he did. Alex then laughed out loud and went to the toilet. The people in the plane took a glance at Alex and some started laugh as some tried avoiding contact with him. Alex was butt-naked on the plane. Hong Yi stopped time and took his pants and underwear off, throwing it outside the plane. So during the whole flight, Alex was in the toilet, being butt-naked.
To be continued... Keep updated.
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