A Love Story...?

This is a 'tragic' love story of a guy named Alex...

One day, Alex was walking across this restaurant. He saw a beautiful angel in the restaurant. He saw CARMEN. He ran into the restaurant through the back door of the kitchen. He jumped across patches of cooking oil, crawled under chairs and tables, evaded fire burns and sizzling potato chips and even managed to survive from flying knives thrown by the chefs. He got there with a few bruises and cuts. It's as though he had passed through the depths of Hell and managed to crawl out safely even though she was only 5 meters away from the front door. Unfortunately, she checked out from the restaurant and was heading home. Alex quickly ran after her, using all his energy left, pushing every restaurant bouncer away to get to her.

He was almost there. He almost reached her shoulders. He tried to grab her by her shoulders, but couldn't do so. He fell down to the floor. Carmen then looked behind of her, and saw Alex on the floor. Being an angel, Carmen picked him up from the ground. Alex then took advantage and kiss her real hard. Carmen slapped Alex, Alex stood there shocked. Carmen then left that place. Alex just stood there, blur. When he realized he kissed Carmen and got slapped, he cried. It was the second time he cried in his entire life. {First time was when the doctor spank him to make sure he can breathe}
SW and Ivan with their girlfriends then came by and laughed at him.
Ivan said, "See. You cannot kao Carmen wan lar. She got a boyfriend way more handsome than you le."
SW said "Yalar. Alex so LAME. Carmen dun wan LAME guy wan."
Both of them kicked Alex aside, laughing away happily. SW farted on Alex before he left.

Next day, Alex was walking by. Carmen was across the street. Carmen looked at him, ran to him. Alex was widening to arms, waiting to hug her. Carmen then gave him.... A FLYING KICK. His head got damaged and he fell down. Carmen stood on him, using her 6 inch high heels. She tango and step-dance all over him, making him screaming. She then stepped at his 'pimple'. His pimple burst and white gooey stuff comes out. Carmen shouted "Eeeeeeeeeeee..." and ran away from him, laughing.
Then Alex cried once again. This time Joshua was walking by with his 12 sisters. All of them laughed. Josh said "You will never get my pure angelic sister, Carmen wan. Just give up." They walked by and laughed all the way.

Alex got so sad. So he abandoned himself aside and locked himself in his room. He was no longer heard since then.

And they all except Alex live happily ever after.






PS : Alex, you are almost the main character in every storyline of what Joshua, Carmen and Seng Wai. Haha... You should be proud... HAHA