Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there lived 3 people, Alex, Kev and Kevlex.

The 3 of them always compete to see who's lamer, and of course, Alex always come up first place. But of course, Alex has always been jealous of Kev's pimple sized thingy because its 300.5 times bigger than his one. Kevlex, being the combination of Alex and Kev, is so super lame and super small, died at the instance he was born because the doctor couldn't stand it anymore.(ok even the mum shouts kill them all but the doctor was too nice...)

One day, a beautiful angel named Ah Mun accidentally tripped and fell to Earth from heaven. Unfortunately, she landed at Alex and Kev's backyard. Poor Mun. Alex, taking the opportunity that Mun's passed out from the fall, quickly did it...and did it...and did it.... and finally poof.... But Mun didn't wake up cuz didn't felt anything. When she finally woke up 2 hours later, she screamed and puked for another 2 hours after finding out that Alex did such an indecent act. Being an angel, she forgiven him.

She tried to fly back to heaven but felt a very heavy burden on her back. Fear that she might have gained weight, she cried a little. Suddenly, she realised she didn't gain any weight. She turned her head around and saw Kev doing her now. Mun smacked Kev so hard his testicles exchanged places with his eye balls. Poor Kev, always sneezing white liquid from that day onwards.

So once again, Mun tries to fly back. But Alex is furious and horny, he didn't want to let Mun go. So he cast a net to catch poor little Mun so that he can keep her for another day of joy. Mun screamed "SHUT UP...GO AWAY...I DISOWN U"....and Alex died. Mun finally went back to heaven.

Normally, any angel that were involved in any sinful action such as sex, would be condemned to hell. But after few thousand times of physical check up, Mun was found to be still virgin. Heaven has no choice but to let her come back in. And all the angels and mankind lived happily ever after.

P.S. - Hell disappeared momentarily. It is suspected that the 3 fella died and theirs souls went to hell and the devil himself died from their lameness, hence the destruction of hell.

- The End -